Some Stories
There's no better way to start out a page about nature other than some good ol' stories. So, pretend that you're around a campfire, grab a snack, and learn about my misadventures in the wilderness.
Lost in the Woods
This is probably a story that almost everybody can relate to, so I'll keep it short and sweet. A few years ago, being the pea-brained preteen I was, I went to the forest by myself to look for salamanders. 3 hours and 20 salamanders later, it was time to head back . . . and I was completely lost. The next hour was filled with google maps tweaking out, sending voice messages to my friends like a captain lost at sea, and seeing the same tree 4 different times. Luckily, after the 10th loop up the hill, I found a paved pathway which I followed all the way out of the forest and got home by nightfall.
A Muddy Hell
This story takes place from my first time going dipnetting in a new part of the river. If you don't know what dipnetting is, it's where you wade around in the water with a net to catch fish. In the part of the river where I usually dipnetted, it was pretty rocky, and that's what I expected with this part of the river. I was very wrong. 20 minutes in and I was over ankle-deep in river mud, contemplating what choices I made to get here. Using the sheer power of the indomitable human spirit, I freed myself and didn't even lose my sandals.
My Hand and the Water Serpent
You see, in my city there are 5 species of snake: The Eastern Garter Snake, The Dekay's Brownsnake, The Eastern Milksnake, The Red-bellied Snake, and lastly, the subject of this story: The Common Water Snake. I was a pretty dumb pre-teen as you could probably imagine and I tended to pick up most snakes I found: most of those snakes being Eastern Garter Snakes. So, when I went to the river and saw a snake swimming down the river, I immediately grabbed it and just as quickly had judgement delivered. Completely unrelated, I learned that Common Water Snakes have an anti-coagulant in their saliva, which prevents the blood from clotting and causes you to bleed for longer.
Sixteen Snakes, Two Days
During the early days of April 2026, I was skipping Calculus(as one does) but I didn't want to just head straight home just yet, so instead I took the oppertunity to drop by a local creek near my school. Now mind you, this creek is an incredibly urban creek. It is practically smack dab in the middle of the city, so obviously, I wasn't expecting to find much while walking it's paved trails(other than common birds like Robins, Gackles, Cardinals, etc) but while I'm walking, I hear rustling in the leaves. Ussually I would assume that it's just the wind but I glanced over regardless of that, that's where I spotted 2 Common Garter Snakes. I got them for my inaturalist but now I had a mission to find more, where there's 1 snake, there's gotta be more. That day I ended off with finding 3 snakes, including the beauty in the picture for this story. I went back the next day during my lunch and spare, that day was truely insane. The day started off strong when I went down to the bank of the creek and spotted a snake. The luck kept on going and by the end I found a total of 13 snakes, I also saw 3 snakes all grouped up together, likely recouvering from brumation. For a creek right in the city, I was beyond surprised.